the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

(Source: swarnpert)

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore